Top 9 Rude Valentines Day Card UK – Birthday Greeting Cards

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1. Greeting Card Close to the Bone

#1237 Funny Rude Valentines Day Birthday Anniversary Card Make My Fanny Flutter

Greeting Card Close to the Bone - Folded size = 150 x 150 6 x 6 inch. All images are marked with a censored logo this is only to protect anyone under age viewing these cards and will not appear on any printed cards. Card says: "you make my fanny flutter. ". All our cards are printed on white quality 350gm card Every card will be sent with a quality 120gm blank envelope with the colour shown in the advert when ordered. All cards are blank inside.

Brand	Greeting Card Close to the Bone
Manufacturer	1237
Height	0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Length	21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Weight	0.1 kg (0.22 Pounds)
Width	14.8 cm (5.83 Inches)

2. Greeting Card Close to the Bone

#1228 Funny Rude Valentines Day Birthday Anniversary Card Stuck with me Forever

Greeting Card Close to the Bone - You're stuck with me forever. ". All cards are blank inside. All our cards are printed on white quality 350gm card Every card will be sent with a quality 120gm blank envelope with the colour shown in the advert when ordered. Card says: "sorry no refunds or returns. All images are marked with a censored logo this is only to protect anyone under age viewing these cards and will not appear on any printed cards. Size a4 folded to a5 folded size = 148 x 210mm 8 x 6 inch.

Brand	Greeting Card Close to the Bone
Manufacturer	1228
Height	0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Length	21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Weight	0.1 kg (0.22 Pounds)
Width	14.8 cm (5.83 Inches)

3. Greeting Card Close to the Bone

#1230 Funny Rude Valentines Day Birthday Anniversary Card Play with my phone

Greeting Card Close to the Bone - Card says: "i'm sorry that I play with my phone more than I play with you. ". All our cards are printed on white quality 350gm card Every card will be sent with a quality 120gm blank envelope with the colour shown in the advert when ordered. All images are marked with a censored logo this is only to protect anyone under age viewing these cards and will not appear on any printed cards. Size a4 folded to a5 folded size = 148 x 210mm 8 x 6 inch. All cards are blank inside.

Brand	Greeting Card Close to the Bone
Manufacturer	1230
Height	0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Length	21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Weight	0.1 kg (0.22 Pounds)
Width	14.8 cm (5.83 Inches)

4. Greeting Card Close to the Bone

#1236 Funny Rude Valentines Day Birthday Anniversary Card Bend Over Dry Hump

Greeting Card Close to the Bone - All our cards are printed on white quality 350gm card Every card will be sent with a quality 120gm blank envelope with the colour shown in the advert when ordered. Card says: "if your boyfriend doesn't dry hump you when you bend over is he even your boyfriend. ". Size a4 folded to a5 folded size = 148 x 210mm 8 x 6 inch. All cards are blank inside. All images are marked with a censored logo this is only to protect anyone under age viewing these cards and will not appear on any printed cards.

Brand	Greeting Card Close to the Bone
Manufacturer	1236
Height	0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Length	21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Weight	0.1 kg (0.22 Pounds)
Width	14.8 cm (5.83 Inches)

5. Greeting Card Close to the Bone

#1233 Funny Rude Valentines Day Birthday Anniversary Card Holy S*it you're Gorge

Greeting Card Close to the Bone - All cards are blank inside. Size a4 folded to a5 folded size = 148 x 210mm 8 x 6 inch. Card says: "holy Shit! You're gorgeous. ". All images are marked with a censored logo this is only to protect anyone under age viewing these cards and will not appear on any printed cards. All our cards are printed on white quality 350gm card Every card will be sent with a quality 120gm blank envelope with the colour shown in the advert when ordered.

Brand	Greeting Card Close to the Bone
Manufacturer	1233
Height	0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Length	21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Weight	0.1 kg (0.22 Pounds)
Width	14.8 cm (5.83 Inches)

6. Greeting Card Close to the Bone

#1231 Funny Rude Valentines Day Birthday Anniversary Card When i say i love you

Greeting Card Close to the Bone - All images are marked with a censored logo this is only to protect anyone under age viewing these cards and will not appear on any printed cards. All our cards are printed on white quality 350gm card Every card will be sent with a quality 120gm blank envelope with the colour shown in the advert when ordered. I say it to remind you that you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. But don't get big headed about it!". All cards are blank inside. Size a4 folded to a5 folded size = 148 x 210mm 8 x 6 inch. Card says: "when i say i love you it's not out of habit.

Brand	Greeting Card Close to the Bone
Manufacturer	1231
Height	0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Length	21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Weight	0.1 kg (0.22 Pounds)
Width	14.8 cm (5.83 Inches)

7. Greeting Card Close to the Bone

#1229 Funny Rude Valentines Day Birthday Anniversary Card you look like my life

Greeting Card Close to the Bone - All our cards are printed on white quality 350gm card Every card will be sent with a quality 120gm blank envelope with the colour shown in the advert when ordered. All cards are blank inside. All images are marked with a censored logo this is only to protect anyone under age viewing these cards and will not appear on any printed cards. Size a4 folded to a5 folded size = 148 x 210mm 8 x 6 inch. Card says: "you look like the rest of my life".

Brand	Greeting Card Close to the Bone
Manufacturer	1229
Height	0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Length	21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Weight	0.1 kg (0.22 Pounds)
Width	14.8 cm (5.83 Inches)

8. Greeting Card Close to the Bone

#1239 Funny Rude Valentines Day Birthday Anniversary Card Leap Year Scratch Card

Greeting Card Close to the Bone - All images are marked with a censored logo this is only to protect anyone under age viewing these cards and will not appear on any printed cards. All cards are blank inside. Size a4 folded to a5 folded size = 148 x 210mm 8 x 6 inch. Marry Me?". Card says: "because it's a leap yer and i can't wait forever for you to get your shit together! I just have one question for you. All our cards are printed on white quality 350gm card Every card will be sent with a quality 120gm blank envelope with the colour shown in the advert when ordered.

Brand	Greeting Card Close to the Bone
Manufacturer	1239
Height	0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Length	21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Weight	0.1 kg (0.22 Pounds)
Width	14.8 cm (5.83 Inches)

9. Greeting Card Close to the Bone

#1241 Funny Rude Valentines Day Birthday Anniversary Card Leap Year Scratch Card

Greeting Card Close to the Bone - All images are marked with a censored logo this is only to protect anyone under age viewing these cards and will not appear on any printed cards. All cards are blank inside. Card says: "because it's a leap year and i can't wait forever for you to get your shit together! I just have one question for you. Size a4 folded to a5 folded size = 148 x 210mm 8 x 6 inch. Move in?". All our cards are printed on white quality 350gm card Every card will be sent with a quality 120gm blank envelope with the colour shown in the advert when ordered.

Brand	Greeting Card Close to the Bone
Manufacturer	1241
Height	0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Length	21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Weight	0.1 kg (0.22 Pounds)
Width	14.8 cm (5.83 Inches)